Sunday, November 05, 2006

I Couldn't Help Myself

So normally I wouldn't post jokes circling the internet, but darn it, this one could appear in one of my books. Too funny.

Special Forces!

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

I was laughing hard enough when it said they didn't like Jesus, but the Dale Earnhardt line clenched it.


Tori Lennox said...

ROFL!!! The terrorists wouldn't know what hit 'em. *g*

Kimber An said...

I'm laughing really hard right now! Can't wait to show this one to my husband!

Jana DeLeon said...

Hi Tori & kimber - too funny, right?

Colleen Gleason said...

BWAHAHHHHAAAA!! That is pretty funny. I would have been spewing my sparkling water at the computer,but I knew better than to be drinking it--or anything--when reading your blog.

Jana DeLeon said...

darn - I missed a sparkling water spewing opportunity. :) I'll try to disguise it next time.

Kimber An said...

Hubby loved it too!

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