MadLib Results Round 1

Six of you entered the MadLib challenge. The topic was "Newspaper Article." Here are the results from the first three:

Colleen

Mrs. Fifi Vanderbold, the sticky and mucky heiress, has filed for divorce from her husband, Percy Vanderbold, the former loose axle of Harvard, class of '38, now in the Superman cape business. Mrs. Vanderbold claimed that her husband had fainted her bed of puce flowers and tracked lustful mud into the house. He also criticized her cooking. Mr. Vanderbold, when asked to comment, said, "Woot! I didn't do it. The pet Siberian White Tiger ruined the flowers. And I offered to take her out to restaurants more often!"

Jaye

Mrs. Fifi Vanderbold, the crazy and fierce heiress, has filed for divorce from her husband, Percy Vanderbold, the former adorable stilleto of Harvard, class of '38, now in the pasta business. Mrs. Vanderbold claimed that her husband had forgot her bed of aubergine flowers and tracked hot mud into the house. He also criticized her cooking. Mr. Vanderbold, when asked to comment, said, "Ay Caramaba! I didn't do it. The pet Platypus ruined the flowers. And I offered to take her out to restaurants more often!"

Tori

Mrs. Fifi Vanderbold, the radioactive and slow heiress, has filed for divorce from her husband, Percy Vanderbold, the former conservative singer of Harvard, class of '38, now in the clown business. Mrs. Vanderbold claimed that her husband had hesitated her bed of green flowers and tracked foresighted mud into the house. He also criticized her cooking. Mr. Vanderbold, when asked to comment, said, "Holy Moses! I didn't do it. The pet cow ruined the flowers. And I offered to take her out to restaurants more often!"


Hope you enjoyed! More tomorrow as I am off to sunny Boca Raton.