Why Tom Cruise is Insane

Okay, I'm going to overlook the fact that Tom Cruise has stated that depression doesn't exist. It probably never has for him so how could he possibly understand a difficult or even mundane life. The biggest stress he's had was figuring out how to creatively dump Nicole Kidman before the ten years was up on their marriage and he had to give her HALF. (gasp)

But has anyone considered that this man is professing a lifestyle choice (or religion, as some may consider it) that follows the teachings of a science fiction writer who founded his "church" to get out of paying taxes?

Okay, so I'm an accountant and maybe I'll even give on that one - at least on Hubbard's part, but why all the support for a ridiculous cult?

So, given the current state of mentality in this country, I have decided to form my own "theory" of life and the universe. It will be not-for-profit (of course) and all of my future earnings will flow through there for tax purposes. In the keeping of the new age spin on things and an old school southern philosophy, I've decided to call it -

Aromatoglogy - and the philosophy will be "If it stinks, it's probably crap."

I will be taking donations (scented candles preferred, although chocolate is always welcome) at National in Reno. I'll be the one frantically reviewing the Uniform Tax Code and wearing a clothespin on my nose.